Thursday, December 14, 2006
My Cabinet Minister Disappear Wish List
Surely, opposition parties can come up with better reasons than Afghanistan to bring down the government. A better target would be the Conservative's perfunctory and trifling environment policies. But, to help staveoff any premature non confidence vote and to give his government a bit of a face lift, Harper will reshuffle his Cabinet before Parliament reconvenes onJanuary 29.
My cabinet minister disappear wish list includes:
1. Beat it Rona Ambrose, Minister of Environment, your services or lack thereof, are no longer required.
2. Begone bedazzled Stockwell Day, Minister and master of the RCMP.
3. Au revoir Lawerence Canon, Minister of Transport, for not comprehending the meaning of the word Québécois and the whole notion of the motion.
4. Hit the road Peter MacKay, Minister of Foreign and immature domestic Affairs.
5. "Get a kick" Jim Flaherty, Minister of flatulent Finance (not likely a strong candidate for getting the boot as Jim is deep in the PM's favour).
Unfortunately for us, the PM has a shallow talent pool in the current cabinet and even less talent from which to select his replacements.
My cabinet minister disappear wish list includes:
1. Beat it Rona Ambrose, Minister of Environment, your services or lack thereof, are no longer required.
2. Begone bedazzled Stockwell Day, Minister and master of the RCMP.
3. Au revoir Lawerence Canon, Minister of Transport, for not comprehending the meaning of the word Québécois and the whole notion of the motion.
4. Hit the road Peter MacKay, Minister of Foreign and immature domestic Affairs.
5. "Get a kick" Jim Flaherty, Minister of flatulent Finance (not likely a strong candidate for getting the boot as Jim is deep in the PM's favour).
Unfortunately for us, the PM has a shallow talent pool in the current cabinet and even less talent from which to select his replacements.
Labels: environment, foreign affairs, general politics, Québécois, RCMP
